Imran Khan's Comedy Hour: Laugh @ 'Naya Pakistan'
Making Hitler the comparison:
Criticism:
"Oh, so Imran Khan, the Führer of cricket and politics, has now been added to the annals of history. Hitler, step aside.
"I was unaware of the devaluation of the rupee":
Criticism:
"Wait, so like the rest of us, our prime minister learns about significant economic developments through the news? Knowing that we are all floating together in the same boat is consoling.
"A train faster than the speed of light:
Criticism:
"Well, it appears Imran Khan has found a way to subvert the fundamental principles of physics and enable trains to move at the speed of light. Who is Einstein?
"What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Criticism:
Advanced economic theories, go aside! Imran Khan has discovered a straightforward way to end poverty: give out chickens. Leave the job applications alone; we have eggs to hatch that will lead to affluence.
'Jesus Christ has no mention in history':
Criticism:
"Newsflash, everyone! The Mysterious Disappearance of Jesus Christ is a hidden historical chapter that Imran Khan recently uncovered. It has to be hidden nearby the dinosaurs and unicorns!
"Usman Buzdar is Wasim Akram Plus:
Criticism:
"Oh, remember, the illustrious Usman Buzdar, the undiscovered political treasure of Pakistan. He certainly knows how to bowl over the masses with his outstanding cricketing abilities. Imran, give way—Buzdar is the true all-arounder!
"Pakistan is "desperate" for money:
Criticism:
According to Imran Khan, desperation is the secret to success. Who needs economic sustainability and strategic planning when you can simply proclaim your desperation for cash and see the stock market quake in terror?
"Germany and Japan are neighbors now":
Criticism: Real-time news:
The globe map is altered by Imran Khan! The invisible teleporter has now connected Germany and Japan. Who knew there was a backdoor to history?
"The insult of 'sahiba'":
Criticism:
"Imran Khan, the inventor of insults that disregard gender! Perhaps he needs to expand his political lexicon to include comments that won't enrage the majority of people as well as his opponents.
Here's a hint: It's not that hard.
"In Pakistan, there are 12 seasons per year":
Criticism:
According to Imran Khan's humorous assertion, Pakistan has managed to cram an astounding 12 seasons into a single year, defying all logic and reason. He seems to be pushing the idea of the "four seasons" to a ludicrous new level! One can only speculate about what these more seasons would entail. They might count "Monsoon Madness," "Pakistani Blizzard," or even "Lahore's Legendary Heatwave" among their many different climatic wonders. While we like Imran Khan's creative imagination, we can safely state that his understanding of fundamental meteorology may use a little improvement. After all, such a lavish seasonal calendar would be difficult for even the most devoted weather fans to follow. Perhaps Imran Khan should focus on politics and leave weather forecasting to Mother Nature.
Confounding Case-The "U-turn Olympics":
It would be difficult to negotiate a maze of U-turns on a roundabout if one were to take a U-turn on every utterance, which is a genuinely impressive exhibition of political gymnastics. It's as confusing as watching a GPS system repeatedly recalculate directions and make U-turns at every available chance. The "U-turn Olympics" with our leaders vying for the gold medal by changing their positions would be a better moniker.
Keep in mind that this critique is meant to be amusing and lighthearted. They provide a satirical interpretation of Imran Khan's statements by highlighting the humorous portions of his statements.
