Laughter is a wonderful method to lift spirits and make people smile:
"Be happy, don't worry! It's not worth living a miserable life.
"Why did the scarecrow receive recognition? mostly because he excelled in his line of work!"
"Have you heard the story about the mathematician who is terrified of negative numbers? He'll do anything to get away from them."
"I enquired as to if the gym teacher could coach me in the splits. How flexible are you, he asked in response. 'I can't make it on Tuesdays,' I declared.
Why don't skeletons engage in combat? They lack courage.
"I advised my wife to accept her mistakes, and she embraced me immediately.
Why do scientists not believe in atoms? "Because they fabricate everything,"
The tomato turned red, but why? Because it noticed the salad dressing!"
We may not be able to ease your emotional burden, but we can undoubtedly ease your mental one, read a sign at a barbershop.
The proprietor of a shop wrote beneath the board, "Whether your brain's bulb burns or not, our bulb will definitely burn."
On his counter, the tea merchant wrote: "I may be ordinary, but I make extraordinary tea."
The most original statement I ever heard was from a restaurant: "You won't find home-cooked food here, but you can come with peace of mind."
I laughed out loud when I saw the electric store's catchphrase, "If you don't have a fan, take one from here."
A phrase was printed on the cart of a street seller...Keep your mouth open whether you feel like eating 'gol gappas' or not.
I noticed a clever sign at the fruit vendor's booth that read, "Just be patient, we'll give you sweet fruits."
I came across this incredible quote in the watch store: "Stop time in your control, whether it's hanging on the wall or strapped to your wrist."
On their board, a fortune teller said, "Come... see the upcoming episodes of your life for just 100 rupees."
"We save hair, strand by strand," was written on every product by a company that makes hair products.
And I couldn't help but giggle when I spotted the following sign at a dentist's office: "Even if anyone breaks a tooth, don't worry, we'll give you one."
The rug seller declared:
"Pay 900 rupees to buy. Enjoy sitting all your life."
"Shop Hours: We stay in our own time from 9 in the morning until 6 in the evening," was written on a sign in a store.
I used to bake, but I never produced enough dough. So I decided to rise to the challenge and become a comic!"
Tags: witty, clever, humorous, slogans
